Kids & Pets

Presented By

Bonnie M. Wells

Do Dogs & People Really Resemble One Another?

Sometimes A Picture Speaks Louder Than Words

Don't even think about taking over in my kitchen!

Always protect a baby's head

Test the water before jumping in

How long is his mother going to be in the shower?

Got the top half tanned yesterday!

Okay Bro, tell us one more time how you escaped!

Sometimes, a feller just needs a little push to get on his feet!

What do you mean am I the trick or the treat?

Great Expectations!

A little patriotism goes a long ways

I said it's my teddy bear ... now drop the matter.

Now look ... I'm only going to say this one more time.

Back off buster .... a bath is supposed to be private!

Wasn't That A Party!

Could-a been the whiskey, might-a been the gin.

Could-a been the three or four six-packs,

I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,

My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,

Tell me, me oh me oh my, wasn't that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,

I saw someone under my kitchen table, talkin' to my old tom cat,

They were talkin' 'bout a hot date - the cat was talkin' back,

Along about then everything went black, wasn't that a party?

I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me,

But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbor's tree,

Could-a been the whiskey, might-a been the gin.

Could-a been the three or four six-packs,

I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,

My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,

Tell me, me oh me oh my, Wasn't that a party?

Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far,

They were sittin' in the backyard blowin' on the siren in somebody's police car.

So you see, your honor, it was all in fun,

That little bitty track meet down on main street,

Was just to see if the cops could run,

Well, they run us in to see you,

In an alcoholic haze,

I sure can use those thirty-eight days to recover from the party.

Bonnie M. Wells

June July

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Lyrics to "Wasn't That A Party," by The Irish Rovers: