Make Us Happy!


Bonnie M. Wells

Former president Bill Clinton, his wife Hillary, and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet, when Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary thinks about the idea for a second or two, shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people happy."

Not to be outdone by the Clinton's, Senator Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, shakes his head, and says to his co-pilot,

"Such Big shots back there..... I could throw the three of them out the window and make millions of people happy!"

Bonnie M. Wells

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This page posted - 29 October 2004

This story originally sent to me by one of my friends - Darlene," and modified by me:

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